Funnie Azz_AzN jokes
One day, a farmers horse had died and he needed
another horse to pull his plow.
As the farmer was walking down the road, he saw a
horse eating grass in the pasture and questioned
the owner. "How much money would you like for that
horse?"
The Filipino man replied, "He not por sale. Him no
look too good."
The farmer looked at the horse and said, "He looks
fine to me!
How much for the horse?"
The Filipino man again said, "Excuse me sir, but
the horse, he no look too good."
The farmer got a little frustrated and gave the
man 3 hundred dollars and said, "The horse looks
fine to me.I'll take it."
The Filipino man said, "Tank you sir! But the
horse. He no look good."
The farmer just got the horse and walked away
shaking his head. He went home and hooked the
horse up to the plow. The horse went everywhere
except straight.
After a careful examination, the farmer discovered
that the horse was blind! He was angry and went
back to the Filipino man and said that his horse
was blind.
Again the Filipino man replied, "I told you sir.
He no look to good!" (Got it? No Look Good?! Can?t
see well?)
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